Guest Post: Beware the ROICAGR

Beware the ROICAGR

As told by Mr. Jabber Wocky, Product Manager in Wonderland

With apologies to Lewis Carroll

‘Twas the 90’s, and the shifting paradigms

Did gyre and gimble the Macs & PCs

All flashy were the PPTs

“Beware the ROICAGR, my son! with forecasts that bite, and links that catch!

Beware the Nasdaq Dog & Pony, while browsing the frumious Road Ahead™ ”

He took his Dell laptop in hand: A Long time the ROICAGR he sought—
so rested he by the Moneytree.com
and stood awhile and thought.

And, as in adminisphere thought he stood,

The ROICAGR, with eyeballs a-glaze,
Came blamestorming through the Silicon woods, monetizing as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The keyboard keys went twitter-twitter send!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went a-lolling back.

“And, has thou slain the ROICAGR?
Come to my arms, my stock-optioned boy!
O market capped day! KPOOH! KPI!’
He chortled on his Facebook wall.